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Rule #129

Rule #129:  It is extremely uncool to be at the best water park in the whole wide world and whine about how you’re bored.



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Yep, Meanest Mommies… this is where we were today when the 9 yr old whined about being bored.  That did not go over well.


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Rule #109

Rule #109:  If you can’t figure out that getting ready for Gifted & Talented Summer School includes getting dressed, eating breakfast, and brushing your teeth, then maybe we need to re-evaluate your eligibility.


Thanks to Meanest Daddy for the guest rule!


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Rule #106

Rule #106:  No throwing a giant fit when we get a brand-new-super-fancy-DVD-playing minivan because now there’s nowhere good to put your paperback book.


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Rule #95

Rule #95:  You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.


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Mother’s Day Quiz

In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old.  He brought this home from school today.  Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those of you who know Meanest Mommy in real life will find this especially hilarious)….

Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz

Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz

1.  Correct.

2.  Wrong.  It’s green.

3.  Wrong and VERY wrong.  Mac & cheese is fine, but I prefer pizza or filet mignon or ice cream or cake or french fries, making the idea that I don’t like junk food seem extremely silly.

4.  Wrong.  Meanest Mommy doesn’t like Adventureland and hasn’t been there in almost 20 years.  Meanest Daddy takes the kids there sometimes.  Is the 4 yr old getting us mixed up?  Is he so excited to be at Adventureland that he doesn’t even know what grown-up is there with him?

5.  The.  Best.  Answer.  Ever.  He doesn’t know a thing about Meanest Mommy, but at least he loves her.  🙂

Sean scored 2 for 5.  He did so poorly that Olivia said, “Mom is this supposed to be about YOU?  This doesn’t describe you AT ALL!”  How does your kid score?

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Rule #77

Rule #77:  Just because your 9 yr old sister says that the ants will kill you doesn’t make it true.


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Rule #74

Rule #74:  When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.


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