Tag Archives: ridiculous
Rule #562: When Mom is taking a nap on the couch and you want her to turn on Transformers, don’t set the remote on her face when your big sister sitting two feet away from you perfectly capable of turning on your show.
Thanks, Alyx VP.
Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.
Rule #542: When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Rule #535: You may not get your face wet in the mall fountain.
Rule #526: When you decide to ride your bike and you change your mind halfway through, I cannot carry you AND your bike all the way back home. And throwing a tantrum in the middle of a busy street is not going to convince me.
Thanks, Jessica W.
Rule #521: No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.
Rule #492: When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.