My children’s shoes arestored right by the back steps and down the basement stairs so that Mommy is thrown down the stairs with her laundry basket following behind.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
My children’s shoes arestored right by the back steps and down the basement stairs so that Mommy is thrown down the stairs with her laundry basket following behind.
OMG! My son does this ALL the time, and it drives me INSANE! And then I get (every time), “Oops. They slipped.” Grrr!