11/03/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #405: When Mommy says, “No, you may not have more candy tonight,” it is not a good idea to try to cram all the Tootsie Rolls into the toe of your fancy dress shoes.
Thanks, Chris S. (who wishes she had taken a picture of this one)
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12/01/2009 · 8:23 am
Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
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08/22/2009 · 4:05 pm
Rule #146: Mommy is very tired of you throwing your shoes down the stairs whenever it’s time to put them on.
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04/08/2009 · 6:46 pm
Rule #32: Trying to make you put your shoes & coat on when we leave the playdate does not need to resemble a WWF Smackdown. (And what’s the point anyway? You know Mommy always wins.)
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04/03/2009 · 1:05 pm
Rule #18: Mommy appreciates your amazing flexibility, but she still must insist that you don’t lick the bottom of your shoes.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 