Monthly Archives: June 2010
Rule #336: Please do not play the kazoo while pooping. But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.
Thanks, Bridie S.!
Rule #335: Please do not tattle on your brother for stealing your cup when he’s been strapped into the highchair for the last 15 minutes. (PS, Kid – I saw you hand it to him.)
Thanks, Betsy R.!
Rule #334: When I am driving and you want to show me something, please do not yell at me to “pause” the car. It’s a car, not a video game!
Thanks, Jodi R.!