Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #486
Rule #486: Please do not throw a fit because Mommy won’t purchase Wii points so you can add to the 45+ songs that already come with Just Dance 3.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.
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Rule #485
Rule #485: You may only play the piano with your hands, not with your feet, your bottom, or your toys.
Thanks, Melissa T.
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Rule #484
Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.
Thanks, Michelle C.
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Rule #483
Rule #483: It’s 70 degrees in January. You can play outside without complaining about it.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
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Rule #482
Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”
Thanks, Amy S.
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Rule #481
Rule #481: Stop licking that sign. No licking street lights. Please don’t lick the garbage can. Just stop licking stuff.
Thanks, Aimee S.
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Rule #480
Rule #480: If you don’t want the baby to pull out your hair, take a step away from him.
Thanks, Sara G.
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Rule #479
Rule #479: People are more likely to share food with you when your hands aren’t in your underpants.
Thanks, Melissa T.
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Rule #478
Rule #478: Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop. I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there when you finish “taking care of business.”
Thanks, Cori H.
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