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01/15/2012 · 3:23 pm

Rule #466

Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”

Thanks, Rilana M.

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01/14/2012 · 10:50 am

Rule #465

Rule #465: If you insist on taking a full hour to eat your dinner, don’t complain that you don’t have time to play before bed.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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10/20/2011 · 12:29 pm

Rule #463

Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.

Thanks, Kathy.

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10/18/2011 · 2:39 pm

Rule #462

Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.

Thanks, Aimee S.

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10/13/2011 · 11:57 am

Rule #461

Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.

Thanks, Andrea B.

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09/19/2011 · 6:53 am

Rule #459

Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.

Thanks, Rose W.

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09/16/2011 · 11:08 am

Rule #458

Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

Thanks, Jenn C.

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09/15/2011 · 7:02 am

Rule #457

Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.

Thanks, Monica K.

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09/08/2011 · 7:16 am

Rule #456

Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

Thanks, Kate M.

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09/01/2011 · 10:53 am

Rule #455

Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.

Thanks, Michele B.

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #466

Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”

Thanks, Rilana M.

Rule #465

Rule #465: If you insist on taking a full hour to eat your dinner, don’t complain that you don’t have time to play before bed.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #463

Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.

Thanks, Kathy.

Rule #462

Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.

Thanks, Aimee S.

Rule #461

Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.

Thanks, Andrea B.

Rule #459

Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.

Thanks, Rose W.

Rule #458

Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

Thanks, Jenn C.

Rule #457

Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.

Thanks, Monica K.

Rule #456

Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

Thanks, Kate M.

Rule #455

Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.

Thanks, Michele B.

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Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”

Thanks, Rilana M.

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Rule #465: If you insist on taking a full hour to eat your dinner, don’t complain that you don’t have time to play before bed.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.

Thanks, Kathy.

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Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.

Thanks, Aimee S.

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Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.

Thanks, Andrea B.

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Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.

Thanks, Rose W.

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Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

Thanks, Jenn C.

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Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.

Thanks, Monica K.

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Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

Thanks, Kate M.

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Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.

Thanks, Michele B.

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