04/07/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because you smell something “weird.”
Thanks, Heather H.!
06/08/2009 · 9:49 pm
Rule #106: No throwing a giant fit when we get a brand-new-super-fancy-DVD-playing minivan because now there’s nowhere good to put your paperback book.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 