Rule #529: The training toilet seat is not a bath flotation device.
Thanks, Julianna H.
Tag Archives: gross
Rule #517
Rule #517: Please do not write on the table with your sausage.
Thanks, Chelsea H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #515
Rule #515: Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.
Filed under GC
Rule #512
Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #499
Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet.
Thanks, Kimberli R.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #493
Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #491
Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.
Thanks, Sabrina A.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #490
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #482
Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”
Thanks, Amy S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #481
Rule #481: Stop licking that sign. No licking street lights. Please don’t lick the garbage can. Just stop licking stuff.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Filed under Guest rules
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