05/30/2012 · 8:00 am
Rule #518: Saying “Hi Mom!” is nice. Saying “Hi Mom!” with your pants around your ankles is not.
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03/13/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet.
Thanks, Kimberli R.
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08/19/2011 · 8:04 am
Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.
Thanks, Dee G.
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08/18/2011 · 7:34 am
Rule #448: Please do not write in someone else’s armpit.
Thanks, Tiffany Y.
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04/18/2009 · 6:26 pm
Rule #58: No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).
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