Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.
Rule #116: That little space between the couch & the corner of the wall… It’s not a garbage can. Or a toy box. Or a hamper. Or book drop. Or a place for the remote.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.