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08/27/2012 · 6:52 am

Rule #528

Rule #528: When you are waiting in line for communion, it’s not okay to touch the bottom of the person in front of you and say, “boop!”

Thanks, Tyra M.

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05/16/2012 · 6:46 am

Rule #513

Rule #513: When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”

Thanks, Aimee S.

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08/23/2011 · 9:46 am

Rule #450

Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

Thanks, Barbie R.

Rule #449

Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.

Thanks, Dee G.

Rule #402

Rule #402: Please do not sing “I like big butts.” Loudly. At McDonald’s. At a large woman.

(Part II of this rule for the Meanest Mommies… Do not EVER let your child hear the song “I Like Big Butts.”)

Rule anonymously submitted.

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10/06/2010 · 9:52 am

Rule #393

Rule #393: Before loaning your friend some Matchbox cars, you may not put them in your pants and make “car testicles” with them.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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09/29/2010 · 1:02 pm

Rule #388

Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #381

Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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02/21/2010 · 10:07 am

Rule #257

Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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04/09/2009 · 5:04 pm

Rule #36

Rule #36: No matter how many times you say it, I will not be convinced that the lyrics are actually “Eenie Miny Mo! Catch a tiny ho!”

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Tag Archives: inappropriate

Rule #528

Rule #528: When you are waiting in line for communion, it’s not okay to touch the bottom of the person in front of you and say, “boop!”

Thanks, Tyra M.

Rule #513

Rule #513: When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”

Thanks, Aimee S.

Rule #450

Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

Thanks, Barbie R.

Rule #449

Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.

Thanks, Dee G.

Rule #402

Rule #402: Please do not sing “I like big butts.” Loudly. At McDonald’s. At a large woman.

(Part II of this rule for the Meanest Mommies… Do not EVER let your child hear the song “I Like Big Butts.”)

Rule anonymously submitted.

Rule #393

Rule #393: Before loaning your friend some Matchbox cars, you may not put them in your pants and make “car testicles” with them.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

Rule #388

Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #381

Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.

Thanks, Michelle C.

Rule #257

Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.

Thanks, Jill J.!

Rule #36

Rule #36: No matter how many times you say it, I will not be convinced that the lyrics are actually “Eenie Miny Mo! Catch a tiny ho!”

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Rule #528: When you are waiting in line for communion, it’s not okay to touch the bottom of the person in front of you and say, “boop!”

Thanks, Tyra M.

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Rule #513: When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”

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Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

Thanks, Barbie R.

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Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.

Thanks, Dee G.

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Rule #402: Please do not sing “I like big butts.” Loudly. At McDonald’s. At a large woman.

(Part II of this rule for the Meanest Mommies… Do not EVER let your child hear the song “I Like Big Butts.”)

Rule anonymously submitted.

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Rule #393: Before loaning your friend some Matchbox cars, you may not put them in your pants and make “car testicles” with them.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Rule #36: No matter how many times you say it, I will not be convinced that the lyrics are actually “Eenie Miny Mo! Catch a tiny ho!”

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