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Rule #551

Rule #551:  Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.


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Rule #550

Rule #550:  Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.  You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

 

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Rule #521

Rule #521:  No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.  

 

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Rule #519

Rule #519:  You may not pierce your own ears.  Even if you do watch how-to videos on youtube first.


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Rule #508

Rule #508:  You may no longer borrow Mommy’s camera.

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