Rule #67: Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days. BRING IT ON!
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Hahaha that’s what I said about my kids. They made it VERY easy for me to leave! The week before I left for the Conference, they were just miserable!