08/09/2010 · 8:10 am
Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.
Thanks, Anita M.!
08/08/2010 · 3:30 pm
Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.
Thanks, Paula!
08/03/2010 · 11:29 am
Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 