08/09/2010 · 8:10 am
Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.
Thanks, Anita M.!
08/29/2009 · 7:23 am
Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba): If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler. There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.
Filed under GC, Rules for the grown-ups
Tagged as dry cleaning bill, I'm sorry, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, Qdoba, quesadilla, rules, toddler
04/08/2009 · 3:33 am
Rule #30: It is not okay to hug the neighbor in the white sweatshirt until after you’ve wiped the tomato sauce off your face.