Monthly Archives: August 2010

Rule #364

Rule #364:  Don’t touch the eggs!



Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies.  😦


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Rule #363

Rule #363: No, I will not give your brother a time-out for name calling. He called you “Leelia.” That is your name.


Thanks, Betsy R.!


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Rule #362

Rule #362: No, you may not give the cat fashionable lavender highlights with the paint we’re using on your bedroom walls.


Thanks, Sinclair S.!


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Rule #361

Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.


Thanks, Anita M.!


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Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.


Thanks, Paula!


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Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.


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