Category Archives: Guest rules

03/14/2012 · 6:00 am

Rule #500

Rule #500: If you are at a friend’s house and take a big bite out of the foam on their trampoline handle, don’t try to blame it on the child who owns the trampoline. It doesn’t take a forensic dentist to know that your friend’s extra tooth gives them a VERY distinct bite mark that could never be confused with yours.

Thanks, Beth F.

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03/13/2012 · 6:00 am

Rule #499

Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet.

Thanks, Kimberli R.

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03/09/2012 · 11:31 am

Rule #497

Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in fear when you see mall security coming.

Thanks, Andrea K. (who bravely admits, “Fortunately for me, my child has not done this. Unfortunately for my mother, I did.”)

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03/07/2012 · 7:34 am

Rule #496

Rule #496: You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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02/29/2012 · 12:37 pm

Rule #494

Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.

Thanks, Kim P.

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02/28/2012 · 12:35 pm

Rule #493

Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.

Thanks, Kristina F.

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02/22/2012 · 11:58 am

Rule #491

Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.

Thanks, Sabrina A.

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02/20/2012 · 8:14 am

Rule #490

Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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02/17/2012 · 9:35 am

Rule #489

Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps.

Thanks, Susie S.

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02/15/2012 · 8:13 pm

Rule #488

Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.

Thanks, Sarah W.

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #500

Thanks, Beth F.

Rule #499

Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet.

Thanks, Kimberli R.

Rule #497

Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in fear when you see mall security coming.

Thanks, Andrea K. (who bravely admits, “Fortunately for me, my child has not done this. Unfortunately for my mother, I did.”)

Rule #496

Rule #496: You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

Rule #494

Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.

Thanks, Kim P.

Rule #493

Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.

Thanks, Kristina F.

Rule #491

Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.

Thanks, Sabrina A.

Rule #490

Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

Rule #489

Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps.

Thanks, Susie S.

Rule #488

Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.

Thanks, Sarah W.

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Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet.

Thanks, Kimberli R.

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Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in fear when you see mall security coming.

Thanks, Andrea K. (who bravely admits, “Fortunately for me, my child has not done this. Unfortunately for my mother, I did.”)

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Rule #496: You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.

Thanks, Kim P.

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Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.

Thanks, Kristina F.

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Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.

Thanks, Sabrina A.

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Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps.

Thanks, Susie S.

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Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.

Thanks, Sarah W.

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