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Rule #500

Rule #500:  If you are at a friend’s house and take a big bite out of the foam on their trampoline handle, don’t try to blame it on the child who owns the trampoline.  It doesn’t take a forensic dentist to know that your friend’s extra tooth gives them a VERY distinct bite mark that could never be confused with yours.

Thanks, Beth F.

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Rule #80

Rule #80:  Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.


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