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Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.
Thanks, Annamarie A!
Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).
Thanks, Megan K.!
Rule #35: We do not put foam letters in our brother’s bottom.
Thanks, Laura H.! Laura also mentions that although her children are now 16 & 13 and bathe alone these days, they still remember this rule from a decade ago.