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Rule #292

Rule #292:  When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.


Thanks, Annamarie A!


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Rule #287

Rule #287:  Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits.  The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).


Thanks, Megan K.!


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Rule #35

Rule #35: We do not put foam letters in our brother’s bottom.

 

Thanks, Laura H.!  Laura also mentions that although her children are now 16 & 13 and bathe alone these days, they still remember this rule from a decade ago.

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