Tag Archives: mommy

08/12/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #363

Rule #363: No, I will not give your brother a time-out for name calling. He called you “Leelia.” That is your name.


Thanks, Betsy R.!


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03/27/2010 · 8:41 am

Rule #287

Rule #287:  Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits.  The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).


Thanks, Megan K.!


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02/24/2010 · 8:52 am

Rule #260

Rule #260: Mommy is always right. But if you manage to find documented proof that what she said is not correct… Mommy was just testing you.


Thanks, Beth T.!


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12/02/2009 · 8:23 am

Rule #225

Rule #225:  Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.




If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule. 


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06/18/2009 · 7:46 am

Rule #111

Rule #111:  If you insist on wearing your winter coat in summer, then no complaining about how hot & sweaty you are.


Thanks, MaryAnn N.!


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