Tag Archives: mommy
Rule #363: No, I will not give your brother a time-out for name calling. He called you “Leelia.” That is your name.
Thanks, Betsy R.!
Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).
Thanks, Megan K.!
Rule #260: Mommy is always right. But if you manage to find documented proof that what she said is not correct… Mommy was just testing you.
Thanks, Beth T.!
Rule #225: Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.
If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule.
Rule #111: If you insist on wearing your winter coat in summer, then no complaining about how hot & sweaty you are.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!