02/05/2010 · 4:58 pm
Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!
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04/16/2009 · 5:23 pm
Rule #53 (not really a rule; just something crazy I found myself saying today):
No, there are no pits in the brownies.
OMG, my kid thinks that brownies are a type of fruit or vegetable! Sigh.