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Rule #527

Rule #527:  If you are thirsty and would like something cold to drink, please do not take a glass out of a dishwasher that has just completed its heated drying cycle.  If there are no other glasses or cups to be found, at least allow the glass to cool down before pouring cold red Kool-Aid into it.  If you forget all of the above and do it anyway, please tell me immediately rather than marveling at the cool science trick you just discovered while standing amidst shards of broken glass as red Kool-Aid runs off of my counter and onto my newly painted bright white cabinets.


Thanks, Michelle C.


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Rule #451

Rule #451:  No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.

Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)

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Rule #19

Rule #19:  Nothing good comes from you crawling around on the kitchen table.


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