Tag Archives: embarrassing
01/13/2012 · 1:16 pm
Rule #464
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, one hundred bottles of beer on the wall, parenting, rules
10/13/2011 · 11:57 am
Rule #461
Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.
Thanks, Andrea B.
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, peeing, preschooler, public urination, rules
09/27/2011 · 11:27 am
Rule #460
Rule #460: When you are trying to point out that dachshund over there, please do not scream, “Mommy, look at his wiener!!!”
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Tagged as dachshund, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, wiener, wiener dog
09/19/2011 · 6:53 am
Rule #459
Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.
Thanks, Rose W.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, predator, ranger, rules
09/08/2011 · 7:16 am
Rule #456
Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”
Thanks, Kate M.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, teeth
08/31/2011 · 8:58 am
Rule #454
Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.
Thanks, Lauren H.
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dad, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, school age, step-dad
04/26/2011 · 6:00 am
Rule #441
Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”
Thanks, Julie F.
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Tagged as Don't pee in the pool, embarrassing, grandma, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules
03/21/2011 · 7:32 am
Rule #433
Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….
Thanks, Beth T.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, school age, shameless flirting
03/17/2011 · 8:54 am
Rule #432
Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.
Thanks, Kelly S.
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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, Don't call social services, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, Wal-Mart
01/31/2011 · 9:53 am
Rule #420
Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”
Thanks, Molly H.
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Tagged as aaargh, embarrassing, manners, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, pirate, rules
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