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Rule #495

Rule #495:  Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.


Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.


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Rule #330

Rule #330:  Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.”  I will figure it out somehow.  Especially when the bite is on his cheek.


Thanks, Mary B.!


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Rule #111

Rule #111:  If you insist on wearing your winter coat in summer, then no complaining about how hot & sweaty you are.


Thanks, MaryAnn N.!


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Rule #96

Rule #96:  Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.


Thanks, Gretchen H.


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