05/28/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #332: Please do not throw a giant hissy fit when your brother pretends to take your pretend toy. Can’t you just pretend that he gave it back?
04/27/2009 · 1:01 pm
Rule #72: Mommy is happy to play cats with you, but she draws the line at “licking your fur.” Sorry, kid.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 