Tag Archives: cat
Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.
Thanks, Allyson B.
Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.
Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.
Thanks, Warkenda C.!
Rule #362: No, you may not give the cat fashionable lavender highlights with the paint we’re using on your bedroom walls.
Thanks, Sinclair S.!
Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.
Thanks, Melissa T.!
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Rule #188: Please do not use my chapstick on the cat. She doesn’t like mint.
Thanks, Mary B.!