Tag Archives: cat
Rule #428
Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.
Thanks, Melissa T.
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Rule #409
Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.
Thanks, Allyson B.
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Rule #386
Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.
Thanks, “Chase.”
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Rule #367
Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.
Thanks, Warkenda C.!
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Rule #362
Rule #362: No, you may not give the cat fashionable lavender highlights with the paint we’re using on your bedroom walls.
Thanks, Sinclair S.!
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Rule #352
Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
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Rule #298
Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.
Thanks, Melissa T.!
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Rule #214
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
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Rule #188
Rule #188: Please do not use my chapstick on the cat. She doesn’t like mint.
Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 