Tag Archives: cat

Rule #552

Rule #552:  Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.


 Thanks, Jessica BB.


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Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.


Thanks, Melissa T.


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Rule #409

Rule #409:  Please do not use crayons on the cat.


Thanks, Allyson B.


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Rule #386

Rule #386:  Don’t lick the cat.  She cleans herself.


Thanks, “Chase.”


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Rule #367

Rule #367:  Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same.  Please use a cup…  and the sink.


Thanks, Warkenda C.!


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Rule #362

Rule #362: No, you may not give the cat fashionable lavender highlights with the paint we’re using on your bedroom walls.


Thanks, Sinclair S.!


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Rule #352

Rule #352:  Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.


Thanks, MaryAnn N.!


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