Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.
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Rule #195
Rule #195: These items do not belong in the running fan: goldfish crackers, a paintbrush, blocks, your brother’s glasses.
Thanks, Milisa S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #120
Rule #120: When you take off your glasses, the middle of driveway is not the best place to leave them.
Thanks, Mike & Jen T! Jen feels a little bad that she actually ran over her kid’s glasses with their van, but I’m just relieved to know that we’re not the only ones with glasses trouble. It turns out that Mike is also an optometrist which adds a bit of irony as well.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #80
Rule #80: Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.
Filed under SR
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 