01/19/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #470: It is not polite to pinch little old ladies at Wal-Mart just because they get too close to you when they are telling Mommy how cute you are.
Thanks, Michelle C.
03/17/2011 · 8:54 am
Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.
Thanks, Kelly S.
09/03/2010 · 7:35 am
Rule #374: When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don’t get on your hands and knees on the dirty floor, peek under the wall at the lady next door, and yell at the top of your lungs, “Eeewwwww!! It stinks in here!!” Also, please don’t encourage your little brother to join you in doing so.
Thanks, Katie A.
05/22/2009 · 1:18 pm
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!