04/02/2010 · 7:14 am
Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.
Thanks, Annamarie A!
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04/08/2009 · 6:46 pm
Rule #32: Trying to make you put your shoes & coat on when we leave the playdate does not need to resemble a WWF Smackdown. (And what’s the point anyway? You know Mommy always wins.)
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 