11/08/2009 · 10:49 am
Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)
And no, I’m not posting the pictures.
09/11/2009 · 1:40 pm
Rule #162: When you have come home sick from school, you may not:
Go to your friend’s house to play when she gets home .
Go to soccer practice.
Have cake for lunch.
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