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Rule #368

Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:

  • Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv

  • You’d like a snack

  • You feel like wearing shorts


Thanks, Beth K.!


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Rule #353

Rule #353:  The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.


Thanks, Monica R.!


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Rule #318

Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.


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Rule #256

Rule #256:  Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.


Thanks, Andrea B.!


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Rule #226

Rule #226:  Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over. 


Thanks, Tanya S.!


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Rule #222

Rule #222:  When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:


  • Try to push the dog in there too

  • Flush the toilet multiple times

  • Throw her towel in there with her

  • Climb on the counter to get a snack


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