Tag Archives: snack
Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:
Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv
You’d like a snack
You feel like wearing shorts
Thanks, Beth K.!
Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.
Thanks, Monica R.!
Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.
Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.
Thanks, Andrea B.!
Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
Try to push the dog in there too
Flush the toilet multiple times
Throw her towel in there with her
Climb on the counter to get a snack