Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
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Rule #504
Rule #504: You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away.
Thanks, Anne M.
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Rule #503
Rule #503: The toilet plunger is not a sword, and you may not hit your sister in the face with it.
Thanks, Tiffany L.
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Rule #501
Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors.
Thanks, Jen T.
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Rule #500
Rule #500: If you are at a friend’s house and take a big bite out of the foam on their trampoline handle, don’t try to blame it on the child who owns the trampoline. It doesn’t take a forensic dentist to know that your friend’s extra tooth gives them a VERY distinct bite mark that could never be confused with yours.
Thanks, Beth F.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 