Tag Archives: mud
Rule #215
Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.
Thanks, Kelly M.!
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Rule #81
Rule #81: When I’m holding 80 pounds of groceries and I gently try to move you out of the way so I can get into the house to go pee and you fall over, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell people that I pushed you in the mud.
Thanks, Sherry B.!
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