Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.
This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!
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Tag Archives: yucky
Rule #242
Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.
Thanks, Abby G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #215
Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.
Thanks, Kelly M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #207
Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.
Thanks, Wendy E.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #176
Rule #176:
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Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
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Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #174
Rule #174: I don’t care how clean the floor appears; you still should
not lick it.
Filed under GC
Rule #172
Rule #172: No, you may not go over to your best friend’s house to go swimming in his flooded basement!
Thanks, Stacie K. And my sympathies to those in Atlanta with flooded homes or no electricity. I hope things return to normal soon.
Filed under Guest rules
