Tag Archives: yucky
Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.
This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!
Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.
Thanks, Abby G.!
Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.
Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.
Thanks, Wendy E.!
Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Rule #174: I don’t care how clean the floor appears; you still should
not lick it.
Rule #172: No, you may not go over to your best friend’s house to go swimming in his flooded basement!
Thanks, Stacie K. And my sympathies to those in Atlanta with flooded homes or no electricity. I hope things return to normal soon.
Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.
Thanks, Stacie K.!
Rule #131: No licking Daddy’s computer.
Thanks, Lexi D.!
Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.