09/29/2010 · 1:02 pm
Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.
Thanks, Jessica W.
08/25/2009 · 3:39 pm
Rule #148: No, you may not come into the bathroom when I am taking a shower to see if I want to pet that stupid tiny plastic dog.