Tag Archives: dog

Rule #524

Rule #524:  No, you cannot feed your tooth to the dog.

 

Thanks, Misha S.

 

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Rule #474

Rule #474:  Do not whine to me that our dog just looked at you when he’s not even inside the house.

 

Thanks, Julie F.

 

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Rule #439

Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.



Thanks, J’s Mom.


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Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.


Thanks, Melissa T.


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Rule #305

Rule #305:  If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.


Thanks, Jodi S.!


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Rule #268

Rule #268:  You many not pull the dog’s teeth with your Handy Manny pliers.  He needs them to eat.  And by the way, the tooth fairy CAN tell the difference between dog teeth and your teeth.


Thanks, Amy W. (the Meanest Mommy of a 4 year old desperate for a visit from the Tooth Fairy and the owner of a dog who gets a nervous tic when shown the Handy Manny tools)!!


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Rule #222

Rule #222:  When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:


  • Try to push the dog in there too

  • Flush the toilet multiple times

  • Throw her towel in there with her

  • Climb on the counter to get a snack


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