Rule #524: No, you cannot feed your tooth to the dog.
Thanks, Misha S.
Tag Archives: dog
Rule #474
Rule #474: Do not whine to me that our dog just looked at you when he’s not even inside the house.
Thanks, Julie F.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #439
Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.
Thanks, J’s Mom.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #428
Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #305
Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.
Thanks, Jodi S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #268
Rule #268: You many not pull the dog’s teeth with your Handy Manny pliers. He needs them to eat. And by the way, the tooth fairy CAN tell the difference between dog teeth and your teeth.
Thanks, Amy W. (the Meanest Mommy of a 4 year old desperate for a visit from the Tooth Fairy and the owner of a dog who gets a nervous tic when shown the Handy Manny tools)!!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #222
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
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Try to push the dog in there too
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Flush the toilet multiple times
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Throw her towel in there with her
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Climb on the counter to get a snack
Filed under GC
Rule #194
Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.
Thanks, Erin A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 