Tag Archives: rules
01/16/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #467
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Tagged as embarrassing, McDonald's, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, potty training, rules
01/15/2012 · 3:23 pm
Rule #466
Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”
Thanks, Rilana M.
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Tagged as baby sister, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, OBs office, parenting, rules
01/14/2012 · 10:50 am
Rule #465
Rule #465: If you insist on taking a full hour to eat your dinner, don’t complain that you don’t have time to play before bed.
Thanks, Jessica W.
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Tagged as common sense, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, slow poke
01/13/2012 · 1:16 pm
Rule #464
Rule #464: Please do not hum “One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” at preschool dropoff.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, one hundred bottles of beer on the wall, parenting, rules
10/20/2011 · 12:29 pm
Rule #463
Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.
Thanks, Kathy.
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Tagged as gentle touch, mean mom, meanest mommy, ouch, parenting, remote, rules
10/18/2011 · 2:39 pm
Rule #462
Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.
Thanks, Aimee S.
10/13/2011 · 11:57 am
Rule #461
Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.
Thanks, Andrea B.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, peeing, preschooler, public urination, rules
09/27/2011 · 11:27 am
Rule #460
Rule #460: When you are trying to point out that dachshund over there, please do not scream, “Mommy, look at his wiener!!!”
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Tagged as dachshund, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, wiener, wiener dog
09/19/2011 · 6:53 am
Rule #459
Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.
Thanks, Rose W.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, predator, ranger, rules
09/16/2011 · 11:08 am
Rule #458
Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.
Thanks, Jenn C.
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Tagged as identity theft, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, PIN, privacy policy, rules
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