Rule #524: No, you cannot feed your tooth to the dog.
Thanks, Misha S.
Tag Archives: Tooth Fairy
Rule #290
Rule #290: Please do not avoid brushing your teeth as a strategy to get them to fall out faster and speed up visits from the Tooth Fairy.
Thanks, Erin O.!
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Rule #268
Rule #268: You many not pull the dog’s teeth with your Handy Manny pliers. He needs them to eat. And by the way, the tooth fairy CAN tell the difference between dog teeth and your teeth.
Thanks, Amy W. (the Meanest Mommy of a 4 year old desperate for a visit from the Tooth Fairy and the owner of a dog who gets a nervous tic when shown the Handy Manny tools)!!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 