Tag Archives: toothbrush

02/03/2012 · 7:17 am

Rule #482

Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”

Thanks, Amy S.

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09/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #373

Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Kristina F.!

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05/23/2010 · 8:08 am

Rule #328

Rule #328: Tooth brushing is required on weekends too.

Thanks, Erin O.!

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03/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #288

Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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02/08/2010 · 10:45 am

Rule #253

Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.

Thanks, Lara L.!

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10/19/2009 · 9:44 am

Rule #194

Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Erin A.!

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