Tag Archives: scratch
Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.
Thanks, Kristina F.!
Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.
Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.
Thanks, April H!
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.