Tag Archives: unsafe

Rule #138

Rule #138:  Please don’t use the broken doll stroller with no wheel locking mechanism as a ladder. Especially when it requires balancing two books, a shoebox, and a stuffed car in order for you to reach the desired object. And the desired object is made of glass.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Rule #84

Rule #84:  It is not safe (or comfortable or possible) for you to wear your backpack on your back while you are strapped into your carseat.  You might as well stop screaming about it.


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Rule #28

Rule #28:  No, you may not put rocking chairs at the top of the stairs.

Thanks to Kelly S. for the first ever rhyming rule.  🙂

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