In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old. He brought this home from school today. Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those of you who know Meanest Mommy in real life will find this especially hilarious)….
Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz
1. Correct.
2. Wrong. It’s green.
3. Wrong and VERY wrong. Mac & cheese is fine, but I prefer pizza or filet mignon or ice cream or cake or french fries, making the idea that I don’t like junk food seem extremely silly.
4. Wrong. Meanest Mommy doesn’t like Adventureland and hasn’t been there in almost 20 years. Meanest Daddy takes the kids there sometimes. Is the 4 yr old getting us mixed up? Is he so excited to be at Adventureland that he doesn’t even know what grown-up is there with him?
5. The. Best. Answer. Ever. He doesn’t know a thing about Meanest Mommy, but at least he loves her. 🙂
Sean scored 2 for 5. He did so poorly that Olivia said, “Mom is this supposed to be about YOU? This doesn’t describe you AT ALL!” How does your kid score?
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Number 4 REALLY cracks me up.
Very funny, and cute at the same time.
My son made a little book at preschool with fill-in-the-blank for “My favorite day with my mom was:”. His answer: “… when she took me to the beach and we went swimming.” He has never been to the beach! We’re planning a beach trip this summer, and both kids are so excited about it that they think they’ve already been there. (He has been swimming in a pool, though — and does enjoy it.)
I just read the quiz to Josh, my 8 year old. The sad reply was to where does Mommy like to take you. His answer: nowhere (he’s right lately). But the cute, melt your heart answer was to what do you want to tell your mom for Mother’s Day. His reply (after a small pause): Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I could never have a better mother than you.
How cute is that? I don’t even care if he wants something ;-).
Awwww, that’s SO sweet!