Tag Archives: nose
Rule #541
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #412
Rule #412: Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.
Filed under GC
Rule #247
Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #242
Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.
Thanks, Abby G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #176
Rule #176:
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Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
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Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #156
Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.
Thanks, Stacie K.!
Filed under Guest rules