Tag Archives: nose
Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Rule #412: Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.
Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.
Thanks, Abby G.!
Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.
Thanks, Stacie K.!
Rule #93: Please do not drink from the straw after you’ve already stuck it up your nose.