Category Archives: Guest rules

05/14/2012 · 7:11 am

Rule #512

Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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05/09/2012 · 7:50 am

Rule #511

Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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05/07/2012 · 7:24 am

Rule #510

Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again.

“Can I have dessert?”

“Yes.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

“Ice cream?”

“Yes.”

“Please?”

“YES!”

Thanks, Phil Z.

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04/30/2012 · 7:05 am

Rule #509

Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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04/04/2012 · 7:50 am

Rule #507

Rule #507: When Mommy is shopping for new bras, please do not undress the mannequins.

Thanks, Kathy S.

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03/29/2012 · 6:47 am

Rule #505

Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”

Thanks, Amanda A.

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03/27/2012 · 7:05 am

Rule #504

Rule #504: You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away.

Thanks, Anne M.

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03/20/2012 · 8:32 am

Rule #503

Rule #503: The toilet plunger is not a sword, and you may not hit your sister in the face with it.

Thanks, Tiffany L.

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03/16/2012 · 6:00 am

Rule #502

Rule #502: It is not acceptable to comment on the size of mommies “booboos” in public. It is even worse to tell other women that your mommy has bigger booboos than they do.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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03/15/2012 · 6:00 am

Rule #501

Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors.

Thanks, Jen T.

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #512

Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

Rule #511

Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #510

Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again.

Thanks, Phil Z.

Rule #509

Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

Rule #507

Rule #507: When Mommy is shopping for new bras, please do not undress the mannequins.

Thanks, Kathy S.

Rule #505

Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”

Thanks, Amanda A.

Rule #504

Rule #504: You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away.

Thanks, Anne M.

Rule #503

Rule #503: The toilet plunger is not a sword, and you may not hit your sister in the face with it.

Thanks, Tiffany L.

Rule #502

Rule #502: It is not acceptable to comment on the size of mommies “booboos” in public. It is even worse to tell other women that your mommy has bigger booboos than they do.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #501

Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors.

Thanks, Jen T.

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Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again.

Thanks, Phil Z.

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Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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Rule #507: When Mommy is shopping for new bras, please do not undress the mannequins.

Thanks, Kathy S.

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Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”

Thanks, Amanda A.

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Rule #504: You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away.

Thanks, Anne M.

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Rule #503: The toilet plunger is not a sword, and you may not hit your sister in the face with it.

Thanks, Tiffany L.

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Rule #502: It is not acceptable to comment on the size of mommies “booboos” in public. It is even worse to tell other women that your mommy has bigger booboos than they do.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors.

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