Tag Archives: toilet paper

Rule #313

Rule #313:  I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.

Thanks, Mia C.!

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Rule #248

Rule #248:  Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do.  Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.


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Rule #230

Rule #230:  Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees.  But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper.  Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!


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Rule #164

Rule #164:  Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.

Thanks, Leslie K.!


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