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08/31/2011 · 8:58 am

Rule #454

Rule #454:  You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.  


Thanks, Lauren H.


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01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.


Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!


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04/14/2009 · 5:39 pm

Rule #48

Rule #48 (for the spouse):  It is unrealistic to give your kid a giant basket full of candy at 6am on Easter morning and expect him not to want any of it until “snack time.”

 

Thanks to Carrie for authoring this rule and Corey for creating the need for it.

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