Rule #48 (for the spouse): It is unrealistic to give your kid a giant basket full of candy at 6am on Easter morning and expect him not to want any of it until “snack time.”
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Rule #43
Rule #43: On Easter, you may not scream and cry because Mommy & Daddy won’t let you throw the hard-boiled eggs. And while we’re making Easter rules, please don’t put any more M&Ms up your nose.
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
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Rule #42
Rule #42: It is not necessary to text your parents when they are out to dinner with friends to ask what to do with the leftover Easter grass.
Thanks, Tracie A.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 