Category Archives: Rules for the grown-ups

Rule #495

Rule #495:  Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.


Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.


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Rule #248

Rule #248:  Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do.  Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.


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Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.


Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!


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Rule #151

Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba):  If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler.  There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.


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Rule #48

Rule #48 (for the spouse):  It is unrealistic to give your kid a giant basket full of candy at 6am on Easter morning and expect him not to want any of it until “snack time.”

 

Thanks to Carrie for authoring this rule and Corey for creating the need for it.

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