Category Archives: Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.
Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.
Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!
Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba): If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler. There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.
Rule #48 (for the spouse): It is unrealistic to give your kid a giant basket full of candy at 6am on Easter morning and expect him not to want any of it until “snack time.”