01/28/2012 · 7:00 am
Rule #478: Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop. I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there when you finish “taking care of business.”
Thanks, Cori H.
01/26/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #476: Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush. It’s not as helpful as you think it is.
Thanks, Amanda H.
08/26/2011 · 3:14 pm
Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
08/16/2011 · 7:33 am
Rule #447: No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats. Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make.
Thanks, Rebecca MA.
04/27/2011 · 6:00 am
Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.
Thanks, Nancy.
04/06/2011 · 10:46 am
Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.
Thanks, Robyn H.
04/04/2011 · 10:35 am
Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.
Thanks, Amy S.
02/22/2011 · 7:23 am
Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please!
Thanks, Sabrina A.
10/22/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #401: The five second rule does not apply to liquids. Please do not try to suck the milk out of the paper towels after Mommy has wiped it off the kitchen floor.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
10/05/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #392: It is simply not acceptable to steal your teenage sister’s favorite lipstick and eat it.
Thanks, Ocean D.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 